Copywriter
Audacity index™
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Season summary
David Schermer posted about 21 times in three months. The format was uniform — a punchline post, often shaped as a parody of LinkedIn’s house grammar: Excited to announce that I entered my authenticator code on the first try, Congratulations you just made the Schermy Awards. Industry parody, AI parody, performance-of-self parody. A comedy desk, on schedule.
What’s on the record
Posts load from LinkedIn on demand. We link to them; we don’t host them.
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Scores reflect publicly visible LinkedIn posting behavior. All metrics are mechanical; all archetypes describe posting style.
Editor’s note
The standings are not a judgment. They are a measurement of who, right now, is the most audacious.
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